Before taking to the Herne Hill stage this Friday Marcel Lucont took some time to answer a few questions I put to him last week. I’m not sure any introduction would do him justice, so hurry along – take in his words of wisdom and heed his advice – or perhaps not, I have this nagging feeling that he’s not too fond of us Brits.
You’ve graced the PTOO stage in the past, how was that experience?
I believe they were astounded. And rightly so.
Did you find the women of Peckham to your taste?
I have yet to taste the women of Peckham, but judging by its high street’s culinary surroundings I imagine there would be the lingering taste of MSG.
Is there anything in particular that has drawn you back south of the river?
Money.
How have you found the reception to the release of your book “What We French Think Of You British (And Where You Are Going Wrong)”?
As expected, it has been extremely positive. The book was launched in July in Soho, where I employed a fast-track system for the signing. Those in the “book and boob signing” queue were served first.
What was your motivation behind writing the book?
Consider it a self-help book. I can be altruistic when asked. It is a myth that the French hate the British. In fact, we choose mostly to ignore you. But since I am using your country as my current home I felt it was my duty to write up some observations and advice.
So where are we going wrong?
The book is £6.99 from New Holland Publishers.
For your third year at Edinburgh you took a chat show this summer, what was the idea behind this type of show and how did it go?
Perfection takes time, and I had passed a large section of the year writing the book, not leaving enough time to write a full hour of excellence. And so I was forced to share the stage with lesser acts from the Fringe. Most were well behaved and entertaining enough, but sometimes I was forced to remind them whose show it was.
Would you consider taking this type of format outside of Edinburgh?
But of course. I am a raconteur and conversationalist in my spare time, so I am happy to receive payment and attention while doing so, be that on stage, in a television studio, or in a more private setting.
How do you balance your time between stand-up, writing and poetry?
There is a time and a place for each of these of course. Stand-up is best done in the evenings I find, general writing is determined by my mood, location and light availability, and poetry is best when written directly after (and very occasionally during) a sex act.
What’s next for Marcel Lucont?
I am returning to Australia in January to once again bring culture to their largely savage land, while working also on a new show for New Zealand Comedy Festival and Edinburgh Fringe 2012. Plus I am seeking a venue in Soho for a monthly run of Cabaret Fantastique, my late-night soirée. Once it is announced, book fast…
Are there any final words you would like to leave our audience?
My words are best when audible, so perhaps the audience should visit the live show to hear them. My voice is known to act as a strong aphrodisiac, so be prepared.
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